Many of the best things about each language, without all the crap that annoys you!!!!

(Plus, lots of crap that really annoys you, and some of the best things of each language left out. And a foreach construct that annoys me for an unknown reason. And the ability to confuse me because I write perl all day. )

It’s such a bad thing, that I actually said out loud, “Oh my god I wish this was Python or Perl!”